Yep, the 5 year old still nurses
October 8th, 2007
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Nothing wrong with that.
This is the crap that gives us all a bad name. OK so let your child suck you till their 20 and its a crime but quit effing telling the whole world cause in the long run its us normal people who get the brunt of it.
Its not normal. Quit telling yourself it is.
I mean, what the hell is wrong with you putting a picture of your breast on the internet?
No one wants to see that!!!
Its just your insecurity, you wanting attention. Its not best for your kids, it serves only to feed your flesh.
Im just a normal homeschooling mom looking for homeschooling stuff and I come across this crap all the time and it pisses me off!!!!!
Sex with my husband is a beautiful and natural thing too but you dont see me posting pictures of it on the interest going.. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, I HAVE GUILT FREE CHRISTIAN SEX!!!
Do you know what discretion is?
Lady, if you don’t like it don’t look at it. Jeez. She’s a wonderful person and she doesn’t crave attention. And anyways, the breast is beautiful.
Yours,
The daughter, Shelby
Hi Stacy!
I thought your friendly note cried out for a reply (or something). Sorry it took me a bit to get back to you. I had to haul my ginormous boob back into it’s sling.
1. I doubt Loryn will be nursing till she’s 20. But, she *is* Autistic, so you just never know. Nursing 1-2 times a day seems like small potatoes when she still wears a diaper, and still doesn’t communicate much. But I’ll work on it.
2. Extended nursing is perfectly normal. Read up on the subject…Google is great! You wouldn’t want to come off as “effing” ignorant.
[I didn’t realize Christians threw around “effing”, by the way. I guess it’s ok since you spelled it phonetically?]
3. This part, I would wholeheartedly disagree with:
“I mean, what the hell is wrong with you putting a picture of your breast on the internet?
No one wants to see that!!!”
I have had 3 people tell me (just yesterday) that they love seeing my breast on the internet, and, in fact, they’d like to see more of my boobs! So, some people do want to see that! SOME people (who shall remain nameless, here) think that nothing is hotter than a homeschooling MILF!
(MILF, by the way, is short for Mom I’d Like to “Eff”. Cute, huh)?
4. YOU’RE a normal homeschooling Mom? Hey, me too! Do ya wanna go to Starbucks sometime?
Stacy, normal is relative. You say you come across this “crap” all the time, but it’s not MY crap, since I just started this blog this month (October, 2007). Here’s a thought: have an orgasm. Orgasms *really* help when I’m feeling stressed, or angry. (And if you don’t know how to have one, or what it is, then Google can help with that too)! The internet is amazing!
(BTW, if you think THIS crap is bad, you should see my other blog…it’s really “effed” up)!
5. OK, I’ll admit this part confused the hell out of me:
“Sex with my husband is a beautiful and natural thing too but you dont see me posting pictures of it on the interest going.. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, I HAVE GUILT FREE CHRISTIAN SEX!!!”
OK, Stacy…here goes: I’ve had it both ways, and I really like GUILT FREE HEATHEN SEX better (but that’s just me) Here’s where my confusion lies, though: WHERE THE HELL WAS I WRITING ABOUT SEX?? Are you really so ignorant that you’d confuse “breast” and “nursing” with sex? Cuz that is “effed up”! And gross. But mostly “effed up”.
[Please tell me you’re not really homeschooling your kids…please, please, please.]
6. I do know what discretion is, I’m just not very discrete.
And I probably do crave attention, but who doesn’t? You wanted a little taste of it, too, didn’t you…coming here with all your mixed-up, judgemental crap. Blame my attention-seeking behaviour on my ‘rents. I’m an only child, you see.
7. And must we even go there, how cowardly you are, to come here and spew your hate and anger, and not even leave an email, blog link, whatever? Really, Stacy? If you’re going to be that crass and judgemental, be loud and proud about it, sister!
May the Goddess bless you, and have a great day!
Paige
I think more booby pictures are in order! I think you should send pictures to everyone you know so we can all post “this crap”. Oh, if only Nate were still nursing! And, yes, I am writing this through tears of laughter and pain from whatever I pulled laughing. Maybe Stacy’s pop-up blocker works too well, I’ve been a little desensitized by the internet. I mean how many porn sites have popped up showing boobs, woo-woos, and cocks! It’s kinda refreshing to see boobs being used as God intended them to be used.
*Stacy apparently has some body issues!
Good grief - I hope Stacy gets a couple of decent friends to challenge her freakish narrow-mindedness. My sis just gave birth in the buff at home in a pool in her bedroom on Friday…and we got it on film - porn anyone??? Paige, for every Stacy who reads your blog and responds so ignorantly, there are five more who read it and feel supported and encouraged. Keep it up. BTW, what exactly is “Christian” sex? And is it something I need to warn my kids about?!?!?
Oh, and Stacy, in case you’re reading this blog again (which I’m certain you’re not), it’s not folks like Paige giving homeschoolers and breast-feeders a bad name, it’s people like *you* who give Christians a bad name. And if you really are a Christian, that should make you stop and think.
So many things running through my head…
1) Stacey, my friend, I need to be blunt. You’re a lousy example of a Christian.
2) You’re in need of some therapy. Making the leap from a natural thing like breastfeeding to trashy sex indicates an underlying sexual issue of your own.
3) You’re also terribly judgmental. What on earth gave you the idea that Paige is a Christian? Because she homeschools? I hate to tell you this, sweetheart, but Christians haven’t cornered the market on loving their kids and wanting what’s best for them.
4) Your spelling and punctuation suck. Are you sure YOU should be teaching your children?
5) The word isn’t “effing,” it’s FUCKING. Either use it full-tilt or find another word altogether. Who uses a pussy-ass word like “effing”?
Have a lovely day, Stacey.
Adesa
And Paige, I’m DYING to see that other blog. ;o) Cheers to you and your terrific family: First round is on me Friday!
Paige,
Thank you so much for standing up for extended breastfeeding and not letting that person get you down! It is beautiful and wonderful and perfectly NORMAL!!! I always wanted more pics like that, of my children nursing from that angle! Thanks for prompting me to take one before my youngest stops. Although, maybe I have plenty of time yet, if I can really nurse him for 20 YEARS!!!!!
You go mama!
The official opinion of the site admins is that nursing rocks.
It is a truly beautiful picture. Every time I see it, it makes me smile. Who knows what benefits extended nursing might have for a child - especially a child with autism, for whom developing deep bonds with loved ones is especially important. The potential benefits for her are incalculable. You rock, Paige!
Love ‘ya - S.
I am so glad to know I’m not the only one with a bad mouth :)~~
Effin’ –Fuckin’–it’s all the same, you are still getting screwed~~
BTW, nice tit.
toni
Glad to see so many supporters taking up the case! You know I’m with ya on this one all the way!
Well, this is the loving husband and father checking in and while i might be a little late to the dance, I figured I could throw in my two cents.
First off - it is a nice tit - so now that we got that out of the way, lets move on.
We didn’t start homeschooling because we felt that our kids were lacking Jesus in their education, so if anyone is making that assumption, let me just let you know, you’re reading the wrong “effing” blog. We have very specific views on the religious subject but quite frankly this is not the forum we choose to voice them.
I would like to just say that I think one of the best things I’ve ever heard on the subject of religion came from a film, which I will not name here, but it talks about the beauty of having an IDEA regarding your faith rather than a belief. It goes on to explain that people kill over beliefs, wage war over beliefs, and try to force their beliefs on others. Beliefs become intolerance. An idea on the other hand is a beautiful thing that everyone can have and you only need to share it with yourself.
And on the subject of extended breastfeeding…I find it incredibly offensive that a beautiful photograph of my youngest daughter, in a very sweet and humorous situation, elicits a crude, poorly written and obviously judgemental response from you.
My wife and I have endured issue after issue with our autistic 5 year old, and we fully understand that we have it better than many people with autistic children do. Or people with children of many disabilities for that matter. But when it all comes down to it, no matter how many dressers she climbs and jumps off of, or how many tubes of toothpaste she smears all over the bathroom mirrors, or how loud she gets while standing on top of the table when we’re trying to have a nice dinner at a restaurant, she makes it all ok with every little smile, every sweet little giggle and every time her little mouth makes a new word we’ve never heard before. And every day when I get up in the morning to go to work I can look down at my daughter in bed and see her asleep and appreciate what a beatiful creation she is, and I can find a bit of spirituality in that.
So please lady, take your baggage elsewhere and don’t pervert the special moments with my beatiful little angel. I won’t judge you, because that’s wrong and I hope that you will learn not to judge others. And please don’t send me a response talking about how you’re gonna pray for us. We don’t need that either.
Spend time with your family, love them, cherish every second with them. Teach them to be open minded and friendly to others. Explain to them that being a good person doesn’t mean bending others to your will. Nor does it mean interrupting their lives to educate them on what you think is so wrong with it. Is that what I’m doing right now? No. You know what the difference is? You’re reading OUR blog, so you’ve INVITED our ideas and opinions into your home. If you don’t like our ways, just hit the back button…there…was that so hard?
Now that I’ve said what I feel I have to say, please excuse me as I’ve got to figure out what will get toothpaste off my TV.